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Self-Hosted LLM: 37 Unbreakable, Field‑Tested Plays That Make Private AI Actually Work
Self-hosted LLM projects feel glamorous on slide decks and downright messy in a closet at the back of an office. This guide is for the closet. I’m gonna give you the parts that break, the moves that actually help, and the gritty details teams forget until a pager goes off. I’ve stood in that closet—dust filter in one hand, clamp meter in the other—trying to shave 80 ms off a reply that must feel instant. A quick personal anecdote. Last winter I was helping a scrappy retail team bring a self-hosted LLM online for in‑store product Q&A. We had a friendly model, neat prompts, and a cute kiosk. Day one, lunch rush hit. The queue spiked, the GPU thermaled, the...
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